9.29.2006
9.21.2006
9.14.2006
Evil Villain Now Hiring
Reply to: job-206749217@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-13, 12:25PM EDT
Currently looking to fill the position of henchmen,and beautiful female accomplice.
Henchmen
Must be willing to take orders and be able to work weekends and nights as well. Please note you will be working in a hollow based volcano which is a hazardous environment, so there will be some risks involved. Please attach resume with former henching experience. Experience with lasers a plus, but not needed. Will train the right individual.
Beautiful Female Accomplice
Ideal beautiful female accomplice, must be willing to take orders and sit, stand or otherwise be beautiful, essentially you will be an object for me to admire. Some special tasks may also be involved. Martial arts and modeling skills are a plus. You will have a facade that you are truly evil, but inevitably the good inside you will turn you to my arch-nemesis. Please send resume along with pictures to be considered for interview.
Evil Villain is an EOE and will not discriminate.
•Job location is undisclosed active hollow volcano
•Compensation: Healthcare, Matching 401k, Dental, Paid vacations, Holiday Bonuses.
•yes -- OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
•no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!
•yes -- You may contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
•no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.
•yes -- OK to repost to Job Developers for Persons with Disabilities.
Date: 2006-09-13, 12:25PM EDT
Currently looking to fill the position of henchmen,and beautiful female accomplice.
Henchmen
Must be willing to take orders and be able to work weekends and nights as well. Please note you will be working in a hollow based volcano which is a hazardous environment, so there will be some risks involved. Please attach resume with former henching experience. Experience with lasers a plus, but not needed. Will train the right individual.
Beautiful Female Accomplice
Ideal beautiful female accomplice, must be willing to take orders and sit, stand or otherwise be beautiful, essentially you will be an object for me to admire. Some special tasks may also be involved. Martial arts and modeling skills are a plus. You will have a facade that you are truly evil, but inevitably the good inside you will turn you to my arch-nemesis. Please send resume along with pictures to be considered for interview.
Evil Villain is an EOE and will not discriminate.
•Job location is undisclosed active hollow volcano
•Compensation: Healthcare, Matching 401k, Dental, Paid vacations, Holiday Bonuses.
•yes -- OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
•no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!
•yes -- You may contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
•no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.
•yes -- OK to repost to Job Developers for Persons with Disabilities.
9.08.2006
Scores
Last night, despite a strained and incredibly stiff neck, I rolled the best night of bowling ever: 171, 148, 172.
This morning, I found out that Saturdays are now required working days for paid staff.
This morning, I found out that Saturdays are now required working days for paid staff.
9.06.2006
I feel like this right now
(p.s. i don't want to be one of those people. those cat video people. you know what i'm talking about. these are the dire straits i'm in, folks.)
9.05.2006
Don't Try This At Home
From the Daily Record
30 August 2006
MIRACLE IS SUNK
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
30 August 2006
MIRACLE IS SUNK
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
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